I Guess It Sounds Foreign

Like a lot of people, I get emails from Groupon offering me deals on all kinds of services. I can eat discounted meals at local restaurants, get relaxing massage at half-price, or even buy "Groupon Getaways" to exciting foreign destinations.

Look what I found waiting for me in my email's inbox this afternoon:

There are so many possibilities. I can "Stay at Castles and See the Irish Countryside" or enjoy an "All-Inclusive Beachfront Caribbean Resort". We could travel to New York City and stay at a "4-Star Boutique Hotel in Times Square" or fly to Scotland and take "Sightseeing Tours in Edinburgh and St. Andrews." I can even visit...

Wait for it...

Osceola, Iowa. Insert the sound of a record being scratched here.

That is awesome! Look at all the great sights that await my family and I in glorious Osceola:

Heck, Groupon will even throw in two free dinner buffets at the casino!

"Pack your bags, honey! We're gonna take a trip!"