Royal Flush

I don't know when it first happened, parenting can be a blur, but one time when we were at Costco I lifted Charlotte out of the shopping cart and placed her amongst the huge stacks of bath tissue. I then declared, "All hail Queen Charlotte! She's the queen of toilet paper!"

Now I have to do it every time we're shopping there.

It's a little embarrassing. A parent of one of my students caught me bowing down to the T.P. Queen last Saturday.

I guess that's the price you pay when you try to make a boring shopping experience a little more fun. If you're successful, then you get to do it over and over and over again.