Goldilocks?

I found this magazine from 1981 at a local thrift store. I was curious if I could find anything in it stranger than cigarette ads.

Check out idea #20: "Is Goldilocks after the bears' bread and honey or their chairs and table?"

Who is standing outside that "window"?

 Let's zoom in and wish we hadn't:

Whaaaa? I thought Goldilocks was supposed to be a little girl with blonde hair!

That looks like Uncle Jonah discovering that the liquor store is closed.