Because Nothing is Friendlier Than Rows of Sharp Teeth

Char's bringing a shark to her second grade Friendship Party.

This year Charlotte and Daphne built the ummm, Friendship Box..? I think it looks realy cool.

Char told me, "You take the picture, Dad, and I'll be all like, 'Ah! I'm holding a shark!' Okay?"
(Maggie retains her composure despite the danger.)

Actually, I think Charlotte should bring a shark to all co-ed parties.