Oh, The Weather Outside is Frightful

After finding this plate at my mother-in-law's house, I'll have to put Christmas elves right below amateur clown paintings on my list of "Unintentionally Creepy Art":

Let's zoom in:

I can't tell you what's in those packages, but I'm pretty sure you don't want them under your Christmas tree. They'd probably start leaking blood from one corner.

I was disappointed that today is going to be a record setting 100 degrees, but now I'll welcome the heat. Brrrrr...