Is that Han Solo About to be Frozen in Carbonite?

Nah. It's just my Evel Knievel doll action figure taking an OxiClean Mason Jar bath. I recently discovered Mr. Knievel lying forgotten on the floor of my mom's storage unit, and rather than risking a tear to his cool jumpsuit, I thought a soak in Billy Mays's magic formula might do the trick.

Hopefully a brighter and whiter Evel will be hanging out with me in the garage soon.