Wednesday, October 27, 2021

The Only Bad Movie

Rock Valley had at least four businesses that rented movies when I was growing up. Grocery stores had candy, movies, and video games hanging by the checkouts. Gas stations were crammed with VHS boxes, motor oil, and salty snacks. This was great for a kid who loved movies.

Competition was tough, though. The shelves were usually picked clean of the popular titles. That wasn't a bad thing. I watched Paul Newman in The Hustler after school when I was senior. That was the only movie that was left to rent. It was so good; I stop watching the clock. I was almost late to suit up for that night's football game. I ran out the door right after those thugs broke Paul’s thumbs.

My college dorm didn’t have cable, and I didn’t have much cash. I checked out movies from the university's library out of necessity. The offerings were mostly art-house and foreign films. I didn't mind; these weren't movies I could find at Casey's. While I was watching 'Round Midnight, a girl who was looking for my roommate knocked on my door. When she heard the French language and saw the subtitles on my TV, she said without any sarcasm, “I didn’t know you were smart.” (How do you react to that?)

A friend snuck me into his Politics in Film class. I watched screenings of movies like The Manchurian Candidate and The Brother from Another Planet. He wrote analysis papers based on our conversations, and I saw movies on a big screen that I wouldn't have seen otherwise. 

Friends at work introduced me to the action of John Woo films and the humor of MST3K. I discovered Italian gialli, German krimis, and Japanese kaiju films through the internet. My dad only wanted to watch war movies, and Daphne's dad is really into spaghetti westerns, so directors Sergio Leone and Sam Fuller are old friends. 

I also learned a lot by reading Tim Lucas's magazine, Video Watchdog. 


It was here that I discovered the crazy world of Turkish films. I was inspired by the 2002 article, "Yilmaz Atadeniz: Superman of Turkish Cinema” by Kaya Ozkaracala and David White.


"Between the mid-1960’s and the early 1980’s, the Turkish film industry produced some of the most frenetic and colorful B-movies in the world...  these films were irresistible celluloid meeting rooms for international popular culture; a place where America’s Batman could match with France’s Fantomas and Italy’s Killing went mano-mano with Frankenstein’s monster.”

Check out that movie poster on the back of the magazine. A rip-off of an American Superman fighting a rip-off of an Italian Killing: who wouldn't want to see Kilink Istanbul'da


"Looking back, the most intriguing quality of these films is their sheer shamelessness. Absolving themselves from any responsibility to obtain permission for some of the more famous characters, Turkish filmmakers turned copyright infringement into an art form...”

As interesting as these Turkish mashups sounded, I was intimidated by overseas shipping costs. I also wasn't sure I wanted to watch Turkish language films on VCD with no subtitles. (A VCD is a CD that contains digital video and audio files. The video quality is close to a VHS tape.)

I was able to see Kilink Istanbul'da (with English subtitles) a few years later with the help of a Greek DVD lable, Onar FilmsHelmed by Bill Barounis, Onar Films (basically a one-man operation) released 16 Turkish movies on 14 discs. There would have been more releases, but sadly Bill died from cancer in 2011.

I have the complete set of the Onar DVDs.* Each one is from a limited numbered run.


In these movies you can find Turkish versions of  Captain America, Santo, Spider-Man, James Bond, Tarzan, and two different Supermans (Supermen?) to name a few. The special effects are sometimes unintentionally funny, and the film elements can be scratched and grainy, but all of these films are watchable. It's cool to see how these movies take elements from all over the world and spin them into something uniquely all their own.


You can tell that Mr. Barounis loved these films, and that he put a lot of effort and pride into each of his DVD releases. He wrote the 40-page Turkish Fantastic Cinema Guide that was included with one releaseand other DVD extras include documentaries on various Turkish film genres, bios, trailers, and filmographies.


Many of the DVDs arrived with a mini reproduction of the film poster.


Kadin Dusmani (Woman Despiser) is my favorite of the Onar releases. It is amazing what the director could do with some rubber halloween masks and a fog machine. Kadin Dusmani matches all the requirements to be an Italian giallo film, but it came out before the gialli were popular, so this Turkish film copied no one. 

Are these Turkish movies great films? That depends on semantics. I can say that these films are not badI have learned that a movie's budget, language, color, year, and quality have nothing to do with a movie being bad or not. 
This is not my theory, but I agree with it:

The only bad movie is a boring movie. 

And that brings me to my latest movie purchase: 


The Man Who Saves the World (Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam) is a Turkish science fiction! fantasy! martial arts! superhero! film from 1982. How can this be boring?

The Man Who Saves the World is sometimes called Turkish Star Wars because the filmmakers blatantly stole footage, music, and sound effects from the original Star Wars movie. But that's not the only movie they stole from.

"The musical soundtrack is entirely lifted from popular movies. The main theme used is "The Raiders March", composed by John Williams, from the 1981 film Raiders of the Lost Ark. Other scenes incorporated the music of MoonrakerBen-Hur, Flash Gordon, Giorgio Moroder's version of Battlestar GalacticaPlanet of the ApesSilent RunningMoses (!), and Disney's Black Hole" (wikipedia).

I first read about this movie and its blu-ray release on the Spaghetti Western Database, of all places. 

The website for Big Bosphorus Media has information about the film and video examples of their blu-ray's transfer, but there's no info about the company. I'm actually surprised anyone can sell a physical copy of this movie with all of the copyright infringements. The fact that it's only for sale for the month of October is also weird, "Once it's gone, it's gone!" 

The whole thing seemed a bit sketchy, but that didn't stop me from ordering a copy.

It even came with a mini movie poster!


This just arrived, so I haven't watched the whole movieI did take it for a test drive to make sure the blu-ray worked. It does. 

The exposition was a bit of a chore to get through (like this blog post), but it was surreal seeing Murat and Ali flying around the Death Star. (It's been noted that the Star Wars images are squeezed, and it looks more like the Death Egg.) I was happy to see that the film makers inserted their own rubber halloween masks into the cantina scene, "That's what I'm talking about!"

Welcome to my collection, The Man Who Saves the World. You're in good company.


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* Side Bar: After Bill Barounis died, Turkish film critic Ali Murat Guven helped Bill's family by selling what was left of the Onar DVDs for them. It wasn't easy for him to get the DVDs from Greece to where he lived in Istanbul, but he took no profit from the sales. 

I ordered the discs that completed my collection from Mr. Guven. As a gesture of appreciation, Ali included personalized posters signed by producer, director, and actor Kunt Tulgar and actor Aytekin Akkaya. 


I didn't make the connection until yesterday. Aytekin Akkaya?  He's one of the stars of my newest blu-ray! That's Cüneyt Arkin kicking rocks on the movie poster. Mr. Akkaya gets second billing:


Without even knowing it, I already owned a personally signed poster of one of The Men Who Saves the World?


This needs a frame. 

Nov. 1st update:

I bought a frame.


Whew. And it looks I got my copy just in time. 

Monday, October 18, 2021

She's with the Band

The Urbandale Middle School band joined forces with the high school marching band at the football game on Friday night. Daphne directs the 7th and 8th grade bands, Char plays percussion in the 6th grade group, and I was a parent volunteer. The night was a family affair

The UMS band stood on the sidelines and played the fight song along with the upperclassmen. Char is in there somewhere.


I found her in the sea of instruments, and she had zero intrest in being photographed. 
Not that I blamed her.
Not that I put my camera away, either.


The UMS students sat with the UHS band in their appropriate instrument sections during the game. That put Charlotte on the track with the rest of the percussionists. Both bands played the fight song when UHS scored.


I snuck down there for one action shot. Char wasn't pleased. Her eye-roll was almost as loud as a drum roll.


I don't know why I got such a kick out of seeing the "Monson" name tag on her drum, but I did. 


Size is relative. There are times when Charlotte is standing in our kitchen or running around with her friends, and I think, Man, she is getting so tall. Then I see her standing by high schoolers, and I think, Man, she looks so small

Time is not on my side for that one, though. Some day the only little girl I'll see is in my memory. 

Monday, October 11, 2021

“Once more unto the maze, dear friends, once more.”*

* apologies to William Shakespeare

This was our 6th year to search the Pumpkinville Corn Maze, but it was first time that Charlotte brought a friend with her. I edited her friend out of the obligatory Maze Entrance Photo. I'm not sure how her parents would feel about her being on the blog.


The temp was predicted to be 85 degrees, so we arrived when the maze opened at 10 AM. I was worried that it would be miserably hot in the corn field by the afternoon, but we were fine. The day was overcast and windy. It felt like autumn.

I would have booked a campfire if it would have been about 20 degress cooler: 

"Campfires are available but must be pre-scheduled. We get the fire going for you, provide adidtional wood, roasting sticks, picnic tables and chairs. Bring your own food and beverages, roast hot dogs and marshmallows! If you have a large group have folks bring folding chairs. Electrical hook-ups can be arranged for $10. Campfire cost:  Campfires are $25 for the first two hours and $10 for each additional hour."



We split into two teams. We went left. The girls went right.


Sure, the design looks small on paper, but my Fitbit had counted 13,000 steps by noon (we had walked our dog that morning, too.) I wore my Adel Sweet Corn Festival t-shirt to match the day's theme.


Charlote and her friend enjoyed shopping for pumpkins and gourds more than traversing the maze. I walked around and took pictures to kill time.  


Daphne and I had a fall wedding, and we decorated the reception tables with white pumpkins. They were harder to find 19 years ago. I'll always have a soft spot for them. 


When it comes to nostalgia, I don't think anything beats traditional, orange pumpkins. 


It was fun and worrisome to part ways with Charlotte and her friend (I won't even get into maze symbolism.) As we walked up the first row I said, "This feels so weird. We've never been in here by ourselves..." Daphne nodded in agreement. Then I added, "But no one is going to complain a whole bunch and ask to sit on our shoes, either." Daphne laughed.

We all had cell phones. Char checked in every 20 minutes or so by calling or texting. She was really good about it. Sure, technology is great, but holding a phone is not the same as holding a hand. At one point I spotted Charlotte laughing and running down a row about 30 yards parallel to us. She had no idea I was there or how relieved I was to see her. 

I know that children have to grow up, but giving your kid freedom can be scarier than any Halloween movie. 

Monday, October 4, 2021

It's Finally October!

The fall temperatures are going down and the Halloween decorations are going up.

 


I love this month!