No Honey, That Isn't How They Really Make Mustard

As seen at the grocery store.

Thanks, Mustard Monster. Your nostrils have ruined one of my family's favorite condiments:

At least they didn't use stone ground mustard for the packaging. The scar would have been bigger.

Again, here's proof there's a publication for every hobby in the world:

Apparently Elvis is alive and now sharing his Catfish bank secrets.

For a limited time:

I could comment on Paula Deen, but unlike her I've learned when to be quiet.