Sunday, June 7, 2020

How Did You Spend June 7? (National VCR Day)

National VCR Day is exactly my kind of holiday. Most people threw out their VCRs years ago. I think I still have three (or four).

This is a great day to celebrate in the garage! I pulled this JVC Hi-Fi Stereo VCR out of storage and dusted it off.


I ran this old head cleaner tape through the JVC, but that was mostly for nostalgia. I don't really think these tapes do much.


It's unnecessary, but I wanted to see if this universal remote would work with the JVC.


They don't print VHS codes for these remotes anymore, but the DVD/VHS combo machine code 0692 was successful.


I haven't seen this videocassette message in quite awhile. (See, it is Hi-Fi!) I wonder what the movie will be?


Charlotte's grandpa and grandma dropped off a box of VHS tapes awhile ago, and we found The Princess Diaries in the mix. Fun fact: Garry Marshall also directed Pretty Woman. Thematically, the movies are close, and Hector Elizondo plays a similar role in both films.


Daphne really likes The Princess Diaries, and now Char has become a fan. The VHS image looks pretty good.


The Princess Diaries is probably better than the VHS movie tapes that I picked out.


Yeah, much better...

Happy VHS Day!

Monday, June 1, 2020

FLIX@OURHOUSE

Although we didn't know it then, March 12 was our last day of school. We just thought it was the first afternoon of Spring Break. We decided to celebrate the beginning of our short vacation by going to see Onward at Flix Brewhouse.

I don't like pictures of myself, but I like goofing around with the Flix photo booth. Strong Bad approves of Barley's van, Guinevere.


As everyone knows, almost all businesses, including Flix, shut down a few days later.

The Monsons are lucky. We haven't gotten sick, and we still like being around each other. The grocery store might not have everything we want, but it has everything we need. We even got a puppy. Life is going to be different for awhile, but life is still good.

But, yes, there are some things that I miss. I imagine that many parents have a family photo as a background picture on their computer. Not me. This is my current background picture:


That's a supreme pizza from Flix. A pizza and a movie it is one of my all-time favorite combinations. As a family, we have had a lot of great times at Flix: dance performance celebrations, lazy afternoons, birthday parties, and retro movies on the big screen. I look at that picture and yearn for a vaccine.

To remind us of that fun, I tried to turn our garage into a "theater."

I placed our tank of a Proxima on the freezer and connected it to an old DVD player.


Two computer speakers and a sub provide the audio.


I'm projecting the movies on the back of the garage door. I ordered a white sheet from Target, but it is too thin for this application. You can see the garage door through it. We placed a blanket behind the sheet and added some picnic table cloths for the sides since the picture can be zoomed bigger than the sheet.


But can we enjoy Flix at our house? How about Frozen II? We saw that movie at the Brewhouse. 


Let's try.


Here's the screen with the lights on.


Here's the screen with the lights off.


Initially, the idea was that we would do a Harry Potter marathon and just watch all eight movies. We didn't know if the old projector would be able to last even that long. I set out some folding chairs and used the sawhorse as a table for supplies. 


The garage was so cold back in March we put on winter coats and hats. I also fired up a space heater. Time to watch Deathly Hallows Part 2!


I can't get a Flix supreme pizza, but the garage does serve dessert - ice cream and cookie.


It was really fun! When the Potter marathon was over, I wasn't ready to tear the theater down. But we needed to make some changes. Char got restless being stuck in her chair, so we eventually put down a rug, a blanket, and some pillows. We also added a dog bed for Ellie. 


Now the girls can get really comfortable.


No, this isn't a perfect setup. The "screen" has waves in it, and the image isn't nearly as sharp as it is on a TV. But Daphne says that is all part of the charm. Bless her.

I was so excited about being a dad when Char was born. I bought her a slew of animated movies on DVD at Goodwill even though it would be years before she could enjoy them. Since I can't connect a Blu-Ray player to the old Proxima,  I was glad to have that supply when everything shut down in March. The Urbandale Library has also been a great help. And since the DVD is not a dead format, Redbox is providing new releases.

Our routine is to watch one movie a night. So far, we have watched:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (x2)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (x2)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (x2)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (x2)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (x2)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (x2)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (x2)
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Abominable
Megamind
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Brother Bear
Brother Bear 2 (Better than you think)
Secondhand Lions
Brave
Tangled
The Lego Movie
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
Zootopia
WALL-E
Bolt
The Road to El Dorado
How to Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon 2
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The Sound of Music
Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time
Treasure Planet
Sinbad
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Open Season 2 (not recommended)
Napoleon Dynamite (Char's favorite)
Robots
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Sing
Tarzan
Hercules
Turbo
Eight Below
Moana
Big Hero 6
Coco
The Sword in the Stone
Paranorman (Scared Char, but didn't scar her)
Swiss Family Robinson
Puss in Boots
Oliver and Company
Mary Poppins Returns
Aladin (2019)
Peter Rabbit

Frozen II
The Queen’s Corgi (not recommended)
Sky High (should have had a sequel)
Paddington 2 (better than the original)
Because of Winn Dixie
Playing with Fire
The Princess Diaries (on VHS)
Mary Poppins
Trolls
Frozen Sing-Along Version (And we did!)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
Nanny McPhee
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (kid-friendly Indiana)
Scooby Doo and Kiss
Trolls World Tour
SCOOB!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Fly Away Home (forgotten gem)
The Princess Bride (Char's B-Day pick)
Space Buddies

When Char was out playing with friends or in bed:
Glory Road
Goal! The Dream Begins
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (much darker and less fun than I remembered)
Indiana Jones and the last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (I’d rank theses four movies as follows: 1, 4, 3, and then 2)
The Core
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2

A Knight's Tale
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man
Drop Dead Gorgeous
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
The Saint (1997)
Iron Man 2
Thor
Marvel’s The Avengers 
Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Guardians of the Galaxy 
Avengers: Age of Ultron (convoluted and not much fun)
Ant-Man
Captain America: Civil War
Doctor Strange
Spider-Man: Homecoming 
Thor: Ragnarok 
Black Panther
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Avengers: Infinity War
Captain Marvel
Avengers: Endgame
Spider-Man: Far From Home

By myself:
Death Race
Death Race 2
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

I know these are not the best of times, but I want to be able to look back and know we tried to make the best of them. Honestly, what else can you do?


Saturday, May 9, 2020

Mild Action Shots

Ellie's coming at 'cha in the front yard!


She stole your frisbee in the back yard!


She's torturing Earl inside the house. 


It all wears a little girl out.



Sunday, May 3, 2020

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. (Third Times a Charm)

Charlotte had her first Google Hangout with her 4th grade class a couple of weeks ago. That's when she found out she wasn't going back to school this year, and she wouldn't see her friends from school for months instead of weeks.


She had a bit of a meltdown. That's understandable. When her tears dried, Charlotte told us, "Well, the one good thing about this is that we can get a dog now."

Our plan was to get another dog after our June trip to Canada. When we had to cancel that trip, we told Char we'd look into getting a dog when school was out. Well, as Charlotte pointed out, our timetable had changed. 

We started by checking the websites of local animal shelters. They were all but empty. We're not trend setters. A lot of other people had the same idea. Dogs had become hot commodities. That's great for the sheltered animals, but not so great for us. 

We had to broadened our search. Daphne found a trio of Great Pyrenees sisters in a shelter in Mason City. Daphne filled out the online paperwork, and we were later pre-approved to adopt one of the females. We drove the two hours, signed in, and socially distanced ourselves for 35 minutes in their parking lot.


Turns out an employee accidentally crossed off Daphne's name on the sign-in sheet, and the shelter didn't know we were there. Another family had beaten us to the punch while we were waiting for our name that wouldn't be called. Charlotte had talked non-stop on the way to the shelter about dog names and dog activities. On the way home, she said nothing and silently cried. Breaks a guy's heart.

Daphne then found two Great Pyrenees brothers in a shelter in Ottumwa. She left several messages on their answering machine, but our calls were not returned. One brother had disappeared off their website during the night, but the other remained. That shelter opened at noon, so we adjusted our schedules to make sure we could leave the house by 10:30. We pulled up to the shelter at exactly 12, but the place was buzzing with activity. They had opened an hour early! Another family was already with the remaining brother, and we actually watched them walk the dog past us into the office to adopt him. Why not twist the knife when you remove it?

We tried to drown our sorrows with some loose meat sandwiches from the Canteen Lunch. 



The sandwiches were good, but not that good. Charlotte still cried a bit on the way home.

Craigslist was also a bust. We checked out a few ads, but the dogs were either already gone, or the ads were scams. So frustrating. 

We decided that rescuing a dog was not in the cards right now. We also needed to broaden our search even more. Daphne bought a one-month subscription to puppyfinder.com. After a couple of disappointments, we found a family in Great Bend, Kansas with six Great Pyrenees puppies. We exchanged a few texts, and before we knew it, they were holding one of their females for us. Charlotte shed tears of joy when we told her. Melts a guy's heart.

We'd be on the road for 13 hours to get to Great Bend and back. We have zero interest in staying a hotel right now, so that's about as far as we could go. Char agreed to NOT complain about the length of time spent in the car, so we went for it. On Friday night we made sandwiches for the trip and packed the car.

We were on the road by 5:10 on Saturday morning, and we arrived at 11:45. This time we were there first, and we could choose from the available three pups. Honestly, any of these girls would have been perfect.


We picked the one that looked the least like Maggie. We didn't want a "clone" of our last dog.


The ride home went much faster even with a few more stops.


 We spent quite a bit of time debating what name to give our new Monson. We decided to call her Ellie.


She inherited some of Maggie's old toys, and I bet she'll grow into them pretty quickly.


This isn't how I imagined we would get a new dog, but we'll take her.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Blink and You'll Miss It - Part 10

Easter 2011 (nine months old)


Easter 2012


Easter 2013


Easter 2014 (Just a little grumpy about going to church.)


Easter 2015 (Pretty happy about going to church.)


Easter 2016


Easter 2017 - It's irresponsible to take a child with a fever to church, but she can still hunt Easter eggs at home.


Easter 2018 (Hmmmm. That dress looks familiar.)


Easter 2019


Easter 2020 (you don't have to dress up for online church)


Insert the "time flies" cliché here.

Actually, it isn't a cliché; it's a law.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

New Openings

This just came in the mail today.


Yea! This will be a better set of tools for future DIY haircuts.


Hmmmm. What's inside?


Yea! Double Big Mac, we finally meet. 


I'll wait for my hair to grow out more before we break out the WAHL, but the Double Mac was my first McDonald's lunch in three weeks, and I tore into it immediately. Messy, but delicious. 

Hair trims. Drive-thru. Packages in the mail... it's the little things. With the schools closed, this life feels like the The Endless Summer, but in a fish bowl. 

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Spring Cleaning

I wanted to get a haircut before spring break, but I put it off thinking that I had all kinds of time. Then everything changed, and it was too late. My hair was starting to look like a grey bush.


I began watching DIY haircut videos on YouTube, and looking for a hair clippers set for men. Like toilet paper, I couldn't find anything locally. I guess I'm not the only guy who needs a haircut. I checked Amazon, but the clippers wouldn't ship until April 15 to May 5. The same went for eBay. That wasn't going to tame my mane. 

Then I eyed the beard trimmer that Daphne bought me last year.


The adjustable guard wouldn't extend as long as I would have liked, but the trimmer was the best option I had. With trepidation, Daphne agreed to give it a shot. I have to hand it to her for even trying to cut my hair. This was way out of her comfort zone, but she was willing to give it a shot to help me out.

Daphne kept warning me that it wouldn't look like a professional hair cut as she moved the trimmer around my noggin. I didn't care. I was just sick of walking around the house all day looking at a greying haystack on top of my head. 

She used the longest adjustment for my whole head, and then went with shorter settings on my sides and back.


Not bad at all! 

(I can't say, "Looking Good," because that would be egotistical.)

I think we pushed the trimmer beyond its purpose, but it soldiered on. Daphne eventually became more comfortable with the process, and she made mental notes on how to make the cut look better the next time.

Since new trimmer kits aren't available, I decided to shop "used." I bought the recommended WAHL Elite Pro Home kit this afternoon on eBay. It's missing the #1 comb, but I can live with that.


I love buying tools, but I didn't think I'd be excited about getting hair grooming products. I expect I'll now be looking at professional barber tools with envy and start searching for vintage, chrome, professional hair trimmers.

My world might change, but I won't change too much.