15 Days to Go

"J" is for "Joke Day."

This year we have been listening to books on CD during our car rides to daycare. Char has been working on the thirteen (!) books in Lemony Snicket's book series, A Series of Unfortunate Events. After finishing book ten, The Slipery Slope, I was done for awhile. The author's narration style was getting on my nerves. 

Instead, we have been listening to this CD in the morning.

One of Charlotte's favorite songs on this compilation inspired us to write the joke she is going to tell her teacher today. To clarify, Charlotte attends Karen Acres Elementary School.

Q: Why does Karen Acres like funk Music?

A: Because it's a Brick House!

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It Also Makes Me Want to Bid

I suppose this eBay listing is supposed to be funny, but it makes me sad.

"THIS IS A VERY OLD DOG... SHE DOES LONG DIVISION, AND CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE... I AM STARTING THE BID AT A DISCOUNT PRICE THAT WE CONSIDER A TRUE CROWD PLEASER! IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS I COMPLETELY UNDESTAND..."

I don't understand at all.

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