I wrote about letting "broken" machines work their problems out for themselves in my last post.
I'll continue that theme with this Pioneer 6-Disc CD player that I found at the Johnston Goodwill.
The Pioneer turns 30 next year.
It wasn't much of an investment at 10 bucks (I round up). The price tag mislabeled this as a DVD player, but that happens a lot if a member of Gen Z works in the back. This CD player was born before they were, and they might not have seen one before.
I took the player to an outlet in the store to take it for a test drive. The eject functioned, and the 6-disc magazine popped right out.
The magazine was full of the previous owner's music (mostly pop-punk and a folk outlier*). I returned the magazine and watched as CD 1 disappeared into the player and the play counter started moving. It looked like we were good to go.
I tried getting the Pioneer to move from CD 1 to CD 2 when we got home, but that was a bust. The results were the same for the other CD positions, too. The Pioneer would only play the first CD.
Well, shoot. A multi-disc player isn't very useful if it only plays one disc. I considered removing the cover and cleaning the laser lens, but the Pioneer was reading CD 1 without a problem, so I didn't think a cleaning would do much. I was leaning towards taking the player back for a refund.
Then I considered the CDs. There were six in the magazine. The Pioneer must have been able to play them all at some time in the past. So I seriously doubted the player was broken when it was put into storage.
Of the six CDs, this one was the most recent. The aptly titled Resurrection from New Found Glory was released in 2014. This made me think that the player had probably only been sitting alone in a basement for a decade or less. I guessed he just needed to get off the couch and stretch his legs.
It was time to anthropomorphize the Pioneer and see if he could work out his own problems. I thought, You know what, buddy? You like playing your first CD so much, let's just let you do that for awhile. And that's what we did. I hit play, he loaded the CD, and I walked away.
He was done playing the CD fifty minutes later. Okay, friend, let's do it again. Lather, rinse, repeat. Then something happened during the fourth round. At the end of last track, there was a new noise. It was the clicking of the CDs' trays as they were trading places.
He's playing CD 2! Yay!
I gave him the afternoon to work it out, and he did. By the evening he had successfully played all 6 CDs in order. Nice work, my friend.
Last night I filled the Pioneer with Xmas CDs, hit the "Random" button, and let him make me a mixtape. He jumped from track to track and tray to tray for an hour without a hitch.
A CD player's purpose is to entertain. I'm glad he gets to do that again.






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