As Seen at My Dahl's Grocery Store

It's official, no matter what your interest is, there's a magazine out there just for you. My friend Boris likes to point out that I have a lot of interests that are out on the "fringe".

Looks like I'm not the only one out there.

In case you were wondering: http://www.basspro.com/Strike-King-Slab-Hammer-Tooty-Fruity-Tubes/product/10221570/

Also:

I remember when being "almost funny" was a criticism.

This makes me want to place "almost" next to other advertising slogans.

A diamond is almost forever.
Subway, Eat Almost Fresh.
Almost Hungry? Why Wait?

While googling for ad slogans, I came across this:

Whatever they're selling, I'm buying. When Charlotte's really crabby, we can use all the help we can get.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Monson